More weird convos

Me: So... I had this guy saying he wanted to get to know "that person" better - I didn't realize he meant ME.
... So I suggested water boarding
LOL, WTF is wrong with me?
and then I said he'd have to have a list of questions ready because he'd feel like a fool wasting that torture
and he's like, "Well what do you consider a waste?"
Then I said, "I guess no torture is wasted torture. Touche. Very deep.

No, I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore. But honestly, if you went through the trouble of getting all the water boarding stuff set up and then forgot what you wanted to learn, that would be pretty embarrassing. I bet your torture buddies wouldn't let you live that one down. "Hey, remember the time Johnson ..." you know."

Amy: Oh wow! HAHA, I'm glad I'm not the only one making a fool out of myself.

Me: You're wasting torture? Amy! There are poor children in Africa who don't get to water board anyone!
Finish your water boarding!