More weird convos

Me: So... I had this guy saying he wanted to get to know "that person" better - I didn't realize he meant ME.
... So I suggested water boarding
LOL, WTF is wrong with me?
and then I said he'd have to have a list of questions ready because he'd feel like a fool wasting that torture
and he's like, "Well what do you consider a waste?"
Then I said, "I guess no torture is wasted torture. Touche. Very deep.

No, I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore. But honestly, if you went through the trouble of getting all the water boarding stuff set up and then forgot what you wanted to learn, that would be pretty embarrassing. I bet your torture buddies wouldn't let you live that one down. "Hey, remember the time Johnson ..." you know."

Amy: Oh wow! HAHA, I'm glad I'm not the only one making a fool out of myself.

Me: You're wasting torture? Amy! There are poor children in Africa who don't get to water board anyone!
Finish your water boarding!

Amy Rose: Forgive me Jessicas for I have sinned
Me: What did you do, Ray?
Amy Rose: Some things I haven't in a while
Me: LOL! 3 Hail Maries.
Amy Rose: I don't know Hail Maries. How about 3 Bloody Maries?
Me: I'm not Catholic, but that sounds right.

Awesome Conversations

I have some pretty fantastic gems in my conversations with others. Since I have nothing else of value to add to the internet, and I'm often sad more people aren't privy to these conversations, I have found the perfect way to remedy these both!

Amy: I did pester him a little about seeing his place.
He keeps saying "soon"
Me: His wife needs to move out first
omg, just kidding
Amy: Bluebeard, maybe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard
Me: wow yours was so much worse than mine
Amy: It was, wasn't it" ;)
Me: LOL
And you're still going to go over...
Bravo
Amy: I am a brave woman. A brave, stupid woman.
Me: Get some mace
and I don't mean this guy:
http://urbanfrugalchic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mase.jpg
Amy: Ha!
Amy: I have nothing to be ashamed of. Let me rephrase... I am not ashamed of anything.

FDA Panel OKs HPV Vaccine Gardasil for Boys.

Gentlemen ages 9 to 26, GOGOGO get it. (Same for the ladies).

Sorry to interrupt this blog, but Beyonce had the best blog of all time.

Studying for my Insurance Exam:

Studying. I do well with word association. So here's my favorite one so far. The NAIC uses IRIS to monitor Insurer's solvency.

So basically the IRIS keeps an eye out for Insurer solvency thanks to the (NA) ICU.

So if anyone is taking a test with me today and notices a giggle fit, you'll know I'm like "icu naic!"

(Copied from an email forward)

How many times have you had to hear opponents of marriage equality cite scripture after scripture from the Bible? How many times have you wanted to know exactly the right response to their literary acrobatics?

Newsweek's recent cover story, "The Religious Case for Gay Marriage" provides just that -- debunking all the popular myths:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/172653

Immediately after the story was printed, they've received a barrage of opposition letters from the religious right. Make sure they know there are also millions of us who support equality! You can send them a note in support of the story here

http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/newsweek