New phone. Stupid, on screen keyboard.

Me: I love god to
Swype! You retard.
I love food too.

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Aaron: It's manageable. Just a bit harder today than it has been in recent days.
Me: THATSWHATSHESAID.

(Talking about writing for the nanowrite thing.)

Aaron: I may have found a poker game tonight.
Me: Is that legal there?
Aaron: This is Arizona. Everything is legal except being Mexican.

Me: So I have a cold sore, FML, but my sister-in-law said put a bag of green tea on it. That's right. I'm t-bagging myself.
Misty: Pictures or it didn't happen
Me: I'm sure I'll t-bag myself again later.
Misty: I don't think I'll ever hear anyone say or write that again. Hilarious.

Dumb Advice From Candy

Claim your happiness; dance to your own music.

Dr. Laura

me: I promise no knife fights. Just don't be a Dr. Laura loving Republican and we cool
Robert: Ok, my blackberry doesn't know enough curse words to describe Dr Laura. Seriously. It was auto completing with "ducking" and "butch"
me: That's the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me

Law Talk

Another old one.

A few years ago, I was chatting up a law student (who is now a lawyer) about free speech and the blogging world. I've always been under the impression that private blog hosting websites (such as blogger, LiveJournal, etc.) were not a public forum in the legal sense and therefore under no obligation to uphold free speech rights. However, I'm completely aware that this comes from the Court of Jessica and I can be entirely wrong.

Me: yeah - the realm of public forum gets weird
Me: with the internet. the internet complicates things!
Law Student Friend: yes
Law Student Friend: stupid internet!
Law Student Friend: i see a trend to treat the internet
Law Student Friend: as the real thing, though
Me: yeah. next time you're in court for an internet case
Me: I think you should plead, "But it's just the internet, LOL JUDGE GET A LIFE"
Law Student Friend: lolololol
Me: Best argument evar
Law Student Friend: "it's just the INTERNET, kthnx"
Law Student Friend: but all I'm saying is that it is a possibility that blog sites might have to uphold rights like free speech
Me: I will accept that
Me: UNTIL THE JUDGE GETS A LIFE
Law Student Friend: lololol
Law Student Friend: and gets off the internet to take care of his kids amirite
Law Student Friend: i'll be like "lol judge get off the bench"