me: Can I just tell you I am in a d&d mood
Spinch: If you moved out here, you could join our group! Except we're moving back to Vampire: The Masquerade soon. BUT STILL RPG.
me: What race are the twilight vamps? Harhar
Spinch: The easily killed one. "I'm sparkly and super strong!"
Spinch: "I can dominate you and make you walk into a campfire. Advantage: ME."
me: Dude seriously. Please? At least roll a joke char
Spinch: I might roll that up.
me: Omg hero. HERO.
Spinch: I think he'd have to be a Brujah (Celerity, Fortitude, that strength one). And I'm sure I could use merits and flaws to min-max him.
Flaw: Sparkles.
Merit: Daywalker.
Flaw: Obsession (Awkward Teenage Girls)
Flaw: Feeding Exclusion: Only feeds from animals.
me: merit: many highschool diplomas?
Spinch: That'd have to be worth at least a point of knowledge.