Me: I'm going to go do society a favor and work out.
Amy: How does that help society?
Me: 1. I will relieve some anxiety and not kill anyone
2. Looking hotter is a favor to everyone who looks at me. You're welcome. ;)
Amy: That IS good for society
Me: I'm always thinking about other people
Amy: You're a giver
Me: I wonder if I can be sainted
Amy: I'd vouch for you on that. That is all it takes, right?
Me: You're a true friend. Okay. Time for my civil service. BBL.
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