me: http://media.tumblr.com/98ca1221cea3bc58564926b497f94e09/tumblr_inline_mlu6mtQv8H1qz4rgp.jpg
would you hit this?
Amy: Is it Brigham Young?
me: no
would you?
Amy: I fell like this is a trap, but yes
me: http://mydaguerreotypeboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/11139865210/future-president-rutherford-b-hayes-in-his-early
you just banged a president
Amy: And I would bang a few
me: what a hunk
Amy: Seriously. He could be in movies
me: I'd hit it
more like rutherford b babes
Amy: Ha! Rutherford Be a Hottie
me: having a hard time finding more pictures to verify he was young and hot
Amy: He should have at least one bathroom mirror pic out there
me: he never took any selfies
omg yes

New phone. Stupid, on screen keyboard.

Me: I love god to
Swype! You retard.
I love food too.

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Aaron: It's manageable. Just a bit harder today than it has been in recent days.
Me: THATSWHATSHESAID.

(Talking about writing for the nanowrite thing.)

Aaron: I may have found a poker game tonight.
Me: Is that legal there?
Aaron: This is Arizona. Everything is legal except being Mexican.

Me: So I have a cold sore, FML, but my sister-in-law said put a bag of green tea on it. That's right. I'm t-bagging myself.
Misty: Pictures or it didn't happen
Me: I'm sure I'll t-bag myself again later.
Misty: I don't think I'll ever hear anyone say or write that again. Hilarious.

Dumb Advice From Candy

Claim your happiness; dance to your own music.

Dr. Laura

me: I promise no knife fights. Just don't be a Dr. Laura loving Republican and we cool
Robert: Ok, my blackberry doesn't know enough curse words to describe Dr Laura. Seriously. It was auto completing with "ducking" and "butch"
me: That's the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me