Coats in the hallway

A few months ago I was coming home from a very intense workout. My hair was a tied back mess, I was all sweaty, and I was dressed in shabby sweats. I looked like a homeless jogger, basically. Oh, and it was cold so I also added a coat.

I stopped by 7-11 to get a delicious pastry. Surely after lifting weights, elliptically and jogging for 2 hours, I deserved a doughnut. As I browsed the aisles, a group of young, skinny, attractive and very scantily clad girls walked in. I decided I didn't need a doughnut anymore, bought a health drink and left. It felt like this:



I texted a few friends to tell them I just recreated that pic irl and laughed about how stupid I was for not buying my pastry!

The picture once again became a topic of conversation.

Aaron: At least you're not one of those girls who wears a coat and hangs out in the hallway.
Me: LOL I love that.
Aaron: Yeah! I saw that picture the other day and it reminded me of you.
(about 10 seconds pass and my phone beeps again)
Aaron: And then I suddenly realized how awful that would sound if you didn't have a story related to it.

Amy: I haven't had candy in over a week. I think it's a lifetime record for me.
Me: You're Lance F---ing Armstrong
Amy: Only with both testicles

Kirk: Someone just gave me a set of irons!
Me: Fel or regular?
Kirk: ... for golfing.
Me: WoW has golf now?!


(Okay, we re-did this conversation to make it better.)

Here's a real shocker

My Political Views
I am a left moderate social libertarian
Left: 3.19, Libertarian: 2.46

Political Spectrum Quiz

Kirk is the best person alive for bringing me pepto, popsicles, jell-o, water and applesauce in my sick time of need.

Last night...

Me: (Looking outside at the snow) Wow, it's already 1 to 2 inches...
Friends: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

So awesome without context.

Me: I fight naked people all the time.

(FYI, the context was when talking about a game where buying clothes for your avatar meant you had less money for sweet killing power.)