Kuh's blog

New phone. Stupid, on screen keyboard.

2011-01-25T08:04:00.001-08:00

Me: I love god to
Swype! You retard.
I love food too.

posted from Bloggeroid

2010-11-04T14:28:00.001-07:00

Aaron: It's manageable. Just a bit harder today than it has been in recent days.
Me: THATSWHATSHESAID.

(Talking about writing for the nanowrite thing.)

2010-09-01T08:05:00.000-07:00

Aaron: I may have found a poker game tonight.
Me: Is that legal there?
Aaron: This is Arizona. Everything is legal except being Mexican.

2010-07-11T20:52:00.001-07:00

Me: So I have a cold sore, FML, but my sister-in-law said put a bag of green tea on it. That's right. I'm t-bagging myself.
Misty: Pictures or it didn't happen
Me: I'm sure I'll t-bag myself again later.
Misty: I don't think I'll ever hear anyone say or write that again. Hilarious.

Dumb Advice From Candy

2010-06-21T07:57:00.000-07:00

Claim your happiness; dance to your own music.

Dr. Laura

2010-06-12T20:50:00.000-07:00

me: I promise no knife fights. Just don't be a Dr. Laura loving Republican and we cool
Robert: Ok, my blackberry doesn't know enough curse words to describe Dr Laura. Seriously. It was auto completing with "ducking" and "butch"
me: That's the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me

Law Talk

2010-06-05T19:55:00.000-07:00

Another old one.

A few years ago, I was chatting up a law student (who is now a lawyer) about free speech and the blogging world. I've always been under the impression that private blog hosting websites (such as blogger, LiveJournal, etc.) were not a public forum in the legal sense and therefore under no obligation to uphold free speech rights. However, I'm completely aware that this comes from the Court of Jessica and I can be entirely wrong.

Me: yeah - the realm of public forum gets weird
Me: with the internet. the internet complicates things!
Law Student Friend: yes
Law Student Friend: stupid internet!
Law Student Friend: i see a trend to treat the internet
Law Student Friend: as the real thing, though
Me: yeah. next time you're in court for an internet case
Me: I think you should plead, "But it's just the internet, LOL JUDGE GET A LIFE"
Law Student Friend: lolololol
Me: Best argument evar
Law Student Friend: "it's just the INTERNET, kthnx"
Law Student Friend: but all I'm saying is that it is a possibility that blog sites might have to uphold rights like free speech
Me: I will accept that
Me: UNTIL THE JUDGE GETS A LIFE
Law Student Friend: lololol
Law Student Friend: and gets off the internet to take care of his kids amirite
Law Student Friend: i'll be like "lol judge get off the bench"

Old, but came up recently

2010-06-05T12:12:00.000-07:00

Me: so there's a sign up at Will's saying "donations excepted"
Me: so I was like "uh that's spelled wrong."
Me: and she's like "oh they just gave us this sign for the boy who was eaten by a bear 2 days ago." oops. I'm a jackass
Brooke: lol... you told them their sign was misspelled?!... that's awesome
Me: "Yeah I know this kid was EATEN BY A FREAKING BEAR but it should 'accepted' not 'excepted'"
Brooke: i didn't even know a boy was eaten by a bear
Me: I didn't either
Me: but they're excepting donations

My Good Deeds

2010-06-03T18:58:00.000-07:00

Me: I'm going to go do society a favor and work out.
Amy: How does that help society?
Me: 1. I will relieve some anxiety and not kill anyone
2. Looking hotter is a favor to everyone who looks at me. You're welcome. ;)
Amy: That IS good for society
Me: I'm always thinking about other people
Amy: You're a giver
Me: I wonder if I can be sainted
Amy: I'd vouch for you on that. That is all it takes, right?
Me: You're a true friend. Okay. Time for my civil service. BBL.

Mythical Creature Sighting

2010-05-30T17:47:00.001-07:00

Me: After we ran, we saw an ice cream truck. I took a picture because I figured that's the closest to a succubus I'll see in my life.
Pete: That's awesome. Good practice to chase it though!
Me: Whatever. That thing was camping me. A bunch of Mexican kids had kited it. ... I'm using gaming terms for an ice cream truck. Is there anything fatter?
Pete: Jessica's sweets aggro train. Running from zone to zone with a train of delicious treats aggroing her.
Me: Those little bastards were trying to mess with me because I wasn't flagged. Next time I will IRL /pvp!

Coats in the hallway

2010-05-09T21:42:00.000-07:00

A few months ago I was coming home from a very intense workout. My hair was a tied back mess, I was all sweaty, and I was dressed in shabby sweats. I looked like a homeless jogger, basically. Oh, and it was cold so I also added a coat.

I stopped by 7-11 to get a delicious pastry. Surely after lifting weights, elliptically and jogging for 2 hours, I deserved a doughnut. As I browsed the aisles, a group of young, skinny, attractive and very scantily clad girls walked in. I decided I didn't need a doughnut anymore, bought a health drink and left. It felt like this:

I texted a few friends to tell them I just recreated that pic irl and laughed about how stupid I was for not buying my pastry!

The picture once again became a topic of conversation.

Aaron: At least you're not one of those girls who wears a coat and hangs out in the hallway.
Me: LOL I love that.
Aaron: Yeah! I saw that picture the other day and it reminded me of you.
(about 10 seconds pass and my phone beeps again)
Aaron: And then I suddenly realized how awful that would sound if you didn't have a story related to it.

2010-03-21T13:00:00.000-07:00

Amy: I haven't had candy in over a week. I think it's a lifetime record for me.
Me: You're Lance F---ing Armstrong
Amy: Only with both testicles

2010-03-06T11:26:00.000-08:00

Kirk: Someone just gave me a set of irons!
Me: Fel or regular?
Kirk: ... for golfing.
Me: WoW has golf now?!

(Okay, we re-did this conversation to make it better.)

Here's a real shocker

2010-02-27T22:45:00.001-08:00

My Political Views
I am a left moderate social libertarian
Left: 3.19, Libertarian: 2.46

Political Spectrum Quiz

2010-01-24T18:05:00.001-08:00

Kirk is the best person alive for bringing me pepto, popsicles, jell-o, water and applesauce in my sick time of need.

Last night...

2010-01-23T09:15:00.001-08:00

Me: (Looking outside at the snow) Wow, it's already 1 to 2 inches...
Friends: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

So awesome without context.

2010-01-01T17:51:00.000-08:00

Me: I fight naked people all the time.

(FYI, the context was when talking about a game where buying clothes for your avatar meant you had less money for sweet killing power.)

2009-12-14T20:08:00.000-08:00

me: Can I just tell you I am in a d&d mood
Spinch: If you moved out here, you could join our group! Except we're moving back to Vampire: The Masquerade soon. BUT STILL RPG.
me: What race are the twilight vamps? Harhar
Spinch: The easily killed one. "I'm sparkly and super strong!"
Spinch: "I can dominate you and make you walk into a campfire. Advantage: ME."
me: Dude seriously. Please? At least roll a joke char
Spinch: I might roll that up.
me: Omg hero. HERO.
Spinch: I think he'd have to be a Brujah (Celerity, Fortitude, that strength one). And I'm sure I could use merits and flaws to min-max him.
Flaw: Sparkles.
Merit: Daywalker.
Flaw: Obsession (Awkward Teenage Girls)
Flaw: Feeding Exclusion: Only feeds from animals.
me: merit: many highschool diplomas?
Spinch: That'd have to be worth at least a point of knowledge.

More weird convos

2009-10-21T18:32:00.000-07:00

Me: So... I had this guy saying he wanted to get to know "that person" better - I didn't realize he meant ME.
... So I suggested water boarding
LOL, WTF is wrong with me?
and then I said he'd have to have a list of questions ready because he'd feel like a fool wasting that torture
and he's like, "Well what do you consider a waste?"
Then I said, "I guess no torture is wasted torture. Touche. Very deep.

No, I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore. But honestly, if you went through the trouble of getting all the water boarding stuff set up and then forgot what you wanted to learn, that would be pretty embarrassing. I bet your torture buddies wouldn't let you live that one down. "Hey, remember the time Johnson ..." you know."

Amy: Oh wow! HAHA, I'm glad I'm not the only one making a fool out of myself.

Me: You're wasting torture? Amy! There are poor children in Africa who don't get to water board anyone!
Finish your water boarding!

2009-10-17T11:19:00.001-07:00

Amy Rose: Forgive me Jessicas for I have sinned
Me: What did you do, Ray?
Amy Rose: Some things I haven't in a while
Me: LOL! 3 Hail Maries.
Amy Rose: I don't know Hail Maries. How about 3 Bloody Maries?
Me: I'm not Catholic, but that sounds right.

Awesome Conversations

2009-10-11T23:45:00.000-07:00

I have some pretty fantastic gems in my conversations with others. Since I have nothing else of value to add to the internet, and I'm often sad more people aren't privy to these conversations, I have found the perfect way to remedy these both!

Amy: I did pester him a little about seeing his place.
He keeps saying "soon"
Me: His wife needs to move out first
omg, just kidding
Amy: Bluebeard, maybe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard
Me: wow yours was so much worse than mine
Amy: It was, wasn't it" ;)
Me: LOL
And you're still going to go over...
Bravo
Amy: I am a brave woman. A brave, stupid woman.
Me: Get some mace
and I don't mean this guy:
http://urbanfrugalchic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mase.jpg
Amy: Ha!
Amy: I have nothing to be ashamed of. Let me rephrase... I am not ashamed of anything.

2009-09-16T14:45:00.000-07:00

FDA Panel OKs HPV Vaccine Gardasil for Boys.

Gentlemen ages 9 to 26, GOGOGO get it. (Same for the ladies).

2009-09-15T16:19:00.000-07:00

Sorry to interrupt this blog, but Beyonce had the best blog of all time.

Studying for my Insurance Exam:

2009-06-06T10:58:00.001-07:00

Studying. I do well with word association. So here's my favorite one so far. The NAIC uses IRIS to monitor Insurer's solvency.

So basically the IRIS keeps an eye out for Insurer solvency thanks to the (NA) ICU.

So if anyone is taking a test with me today and notices a giggle fit, you'll know I'm like "icu naic!"

2008-12-12T20:28:00.000-08:00

(Copied from an email forward)

How many times have you had to hear opponents of marriage equality cite scripture after scripture from the Bible? How many times have you wanted to know exactly the right response to their literary acrobatics?

Newsweek's recent cover story, "The Religious Case for Gay Marriage" provides just that -- debunking all the popular myths:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/172653

Immediately after the story was printed, they've received a barrage of opposition letters from the religious right. Make sure they know there are also millions of us who support equality! You can send them a note in support of the story here

http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/newsweek

One Less:

2008-11-08T11:18:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to post some information because apparently I'm filled with it. Also, a lot of you on here are totally qualified to get a potentially life-saving shot, and likely at no cost to you.

GARDASIL is the only cervical cancer vaccine that helps protect against 4 types of human papillomavirus (HPV): 2 types that cause 70% of cervical cancer cases, and 2 more types that cause 90% of genital warts cases. GARDASIL is for girls and young women ages 9 to 26.

I got this vaccine earlier this year after hearing Dr. Drew talk about it on the radio. 50% of men are carriers - and they have no way to know they have it unless they so happen to have visible warts. Many strands cause a silent infection, meaning there are no obvious signs. 80% of women will get HPV before they hit 50. Many people have it and have no idea they are infected.

This is a seriously badass disease. But you can do something to protect yourself.

The Gardasil vaccine is available to women between the ages of 9 and 26. Health insurance carriers view this as a preventive measure - meaning there is a high likelihood they will completely cover the cost for you. I switched insurance carriers in the span of my shots, and both of them covered the shots at 100%. I even received two of the shots at a health clinic instead of an OBGYN and they didn't even charge me a co-pay. Check with your insurance provider to see how they cover this vaccine.

If you don't have insurance, state-run health clinics still offer the shot. I think prices run about $100 per shot and you might be able to talk to Merck and see if they can get you the shot for a better price.
(At least this option was offered to me when the nurse thought I no longer had insurance) Patient assistant information can be found here: http://www.gardasil.com/what-is-gardasil/hpv-and-gardasil/assistance-programs/index.html

It's three shots, they don't hurt much. I'm super afraid of needles, and I can tell you these ones were not bad. The first shot stung, but I could barely feel the second and third. It takes about six months. The second shot is two months after the first and the third is four months after the second.

Honestly, I don't see a reason to not get the shot. I don't care if you're married, gay or not sexually active. You never know what will happen to you. You could get divorced, your husband could fool around, you could get (god forbid) raped. There is absolutely no reason or excuse for someone to not talk to their doctor about getting this shot and see what they recommend.

My Dad worked for Merck for a while selling Gardasil. A few months ago, he took me aside to talk to me about the reason I should get this shot. I was happy to tell him I had already had two of the three shots. We spent the next 20 minutes talking about the reasons people should get the shot. I do not believe my father would recommend I get this shot if there was a reason I should not.

More information can be found at http://www.gardasil.com/

Parents and Grands:

2008-10-14T17:15:00.000-07:00

Loves it.

Even more, I love The Great Schlep. (Language not work safe.)

Obamaroll!

2008-08-31T22:02:00.001-07:00

I *love* rickrolls.

Also, this is hilarious:

2008-08-31T08:23:00.000-07:00

Personally, I Preferred Airlock As A VP Choice

This is pretty hilarious.

http://www.tighroslin.com

Obama Shirt:

2008-08-29T17:11:00.000-07:00

Get an Obama shirt with $10 donation.

Just sent in mine :D

Breaking News:

2008-08-22T16:37:00.000-07:00

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale name their son after an internets game.

I'm naming my first born Bejeweled. It's my favorite game there!

Dr Horrible:

2008-08-18T22:32:00.000-07:00

So I've finally taken the advice of pretty much everyone I know and put aside the time to watch Dr. Horrible.

Let me say just say,

Dear Everyone I Know,

YOU WERE RIGHT AGAIN, PEEPS.

Love, Kuh

Pretty much if you love A) Joss Whedon, B) NPH, C) America or D) Not being a jerk loser, you should watch it. I know I really enjoy not being a jerk loser anymore.

2008-08-01T20:28:00.000-07:00

The RULES as posted by Marvin:

1. Link the person(s) who tagged you.
2. Mention the rules on your blog.
3. Tell about 5 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 5 bloggers by linking them.
5. Leave a comment on their blogs to let them know they've been tagged.

I was tagged by Lori
So, 5 things about me ...

1. I can't drive and eat at the same time. My anxiety level is too high that I can't swallow. Ha.
2. I press the lock button on my car clicker at least 3 times. Usually I press it until my car is out of range or I realize I'm being ridiculous and throw it in my purse.
3. I am prone to buying things I have absolutely no use for simply because they are pink. You should see my room.
4. I twirl my hair even though I know it makes me look extra ditzy.
5. I hate driving in the left lane.

I am going to tag ... Misty and Candice I don't know anyone else on Blogger. Ha ha!

Well isn't this cute?

2008-03-24T00:03:00.000-07:00